SpinnerBait_Nut
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A couple old one's but good one's 
<br />________________________________________________<br />Three Old Ladies<br /> <br />Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about<br />various things.<br /> <br />One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful.<br />This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs,<br />and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up<br />or was about to go down."<br /> <br />The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other<br />day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't<br />remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken<br />up!"<br /> <br />The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just<br />as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps<br />the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks,<br />"Who's there?" <br />______________________________________________<br />Memory Class<br /> <br />An elderly couple were experiencing declining memories,<br />so they decided to take a power memory class, where<br />they teach one to remember things by association.<br /> <br />Later, the man was talking to a neighbor about how<br />much the class helped him.<br /> <br />"Who was the instructor?" asked the neighbor.<br /> <br />"Oh, let's see," pondered the man. "Ummm... What's<br />that flower, you know, that smells real nice, but it has<br />those thorns...?"<br /> <br />"A rose?" offered the neighbor.<br /> <br />"Right," said the man. He turned toward his house and<br />shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the guy we<br />took that memory class from?"
<br />________________________________________________<br />Three Old Ladies<br /> <br />Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about<br />various things.<br /> <br />One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful.<br />This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs,<br />and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up<br />or was about to go down."<br /> <br />The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other<br />day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't<br />remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken<br />up!"<br /> <br />The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just<br />as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps<br />the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks,<br />"Who's there?" <br />______________________________________________<br />Memory Class<br /> <br />An elderly couple were experiencing declining memories,<br />so they decided to take a power memory class, where<br />they teach one to remember things by association.<br /> <br />Later, the man was talking to a neighbor about how<br />much the class helped him.<br /> <br />"Who was the instructor?" asked the neighbor.<br /> <br />"Oh, let's see," pondered the man. "Ummm... What's<br />that flower, you know, that smells real nice, but it has<br />those thorns...?"<br /> <br />"A rose?" offered the neighbor.<br /> <br />"Right," said the man. He turned toward his house and<br />shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the guy we<br />took that memory class from?" 
