SpinnerBait_Nut
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"A Businessman's Prayer"<br /><br />A businessman who needed millions of dollars<br />to clinch an important deal went to church to pray<br />for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man<br />who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt.<br />The businessman took out his wallet and pressed<br />$100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man<br />got up and left the church.<br /><br />The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed,<br />"And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention..."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Vacationing Priests"<br /><br />Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.<br />They determined to make a real vacation by not<br />wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.<br /><br />As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a<br />store and bought some really outrageous trunks,<br />sunglasses, shirts, etc.<br /><br />The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in<br />their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs,<br />enjoying a drink, when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde<br />in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them.<br />They couldn't help but stare.<br /><br />As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good<br />morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them<br />individually, then she passed on by.<br /><br />They were both stunned. How in the world did she know<br />they were priests?<br /><br />The next day, they went back to the store, bought even<br />more outrageous outfits. These were so loud; you could<br />hear them before you even saw them.<br /><br />Once again, they settled on the beach in their chairs to<br />enjoy the sunshine, etc. After a while, the same gorgeous<br />blonde came, wearing a string bikini this time, walking<br />toward them.<br /><br />Again, she approached them and greeted them individually:<br />"Good morning, Father," "Good morning, Father," and<br />started to walk away.<br /><br />One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute,<br />young lady."<br /><br />"Yes?" she replied.<br /><br />"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how<br />in the world did you know we are priests?"<br /><br />"Father, it's me, Sister Helen." 