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Female Prayer <br /><br />Before I lay me down to sleep, <br /><br />I pray for a man, who's not a creep, <br /><br />One who's handsome, smart and strong, <br /><br />One who loves to listen long, <br /><br />One who thinks before he speaks, <br /><br />One who'll call, and not wait weeks. <br /><br /> ~ A man who's gainfully employed, <br /><br />When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed <br /><br />Pulls out my chair and opens my door, <br /><br />Massages my back and begs to do more. <br /><br />Oh! ~ Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, <br /><br />And know what to answer to "How big's my behind?" <br /><br /> ~ I pray that our love will go on without end, <br /><br />And he'll always be my very best friend.<br /><br />Amen.<br /> <br /> <br /><br />Male Prayer<br /><br />Please send me a deaf-mute nymphomaniac <br />with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store<br />and a bass boat.<br /><br />Amen.
