OBJ
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One of the guys I work with sent me this. Hope you enjoy it.<br /><br />Me Mudder.....<br /><br />When me prayers were poorly said<br />Who tucked me in me widdle bed<br />And spanked me till me arse was wed<br />Me Mudder<br /><br />Who took me from me cozy cot<br />And put me on the ice cold pot<br />And made me pee if I could not<br />Me Mudder<br /><br />And when the morning light would come <br />And in me crib me dribbled some<br />Who wiped me tiny widdle bum<br />Me Mudder<br /><br />Who would me hair so neatly part<br />And hug me gently to her heart<br />Who sometimes squeezed me till me f**t<br />Me Mudder<br /><br />Who looked at me with eyebrows knit<br />And nearly have a king size fit<br />When in me Sunday pants me s**t<br />Me Mudder<br /><br />When at night her bed did squeak<br />Me raised me head to have a peek<br />Who yelled at me to go to sleep<br />ME FADDER!