Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

JB

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

Ranier beer, huh?<br /><br />Gotta try that. :)
 

SoulWinner

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

Yep, me and that bear would get along......dare I say....SMASHINGLY?
 

gonfishn

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

Now that was a good read...started my day off right..
 

achris

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

the bear was captured for relocation
...and de-tox, I dare say.
 

bh357

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer.
Was the bear's name Homer Simpson by any chance?
 

beezee28

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

why not spoil the bear with Rainier Beer. A couple more won't hurt. Where the bear is going it is going to by pretty dry. :D ;)
 

brother chris

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

Can you just imagine the bear with a hangover :eek:
 

Bassy

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

What would the animal activists say to that? Now they'll want to ban beer in state parks to protect the bears. You think? :confused: <br />Bassy
 

achris

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

I suspect they'll try and ban people from the parks. We'll only be allowed to see them in videos shot by specially licensed film crews (with no beer).
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

Remember that video of the guy fist fighting the bear at the stream? This one must be his brother. They have a cousin in Canada that drinks Labatts!<br /><br />Oh yeah, the Coke bear is a recovering alcoholic :D
 

LadyFish

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

LOL at Mayfloat. :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

I hunt black bears in an abandoned apple orchard that still produces quality apples. In the fall when the apples start hitting the ground, rotting and fermenting the bears go into a feeding frenzy on them. They gorge themselves on the fermented apples, get a little "tipsy" and regurgitate the hard cider smelling apple mush. And then they start eating again, they are "addicts".
 

tylerin

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

YOU SEE!! it natural :D
 

PatPatterson

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

Originally posted by tylerin:<br /> YOU SEE!! it natural :D
Could someone convince my wife that drinking beer and hard cider are natural? I've been trying for years, but she still don't buy it.<br /> :D
 

ndemge

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Re: Maybe SoulWinner ought to have a talk with this bear...

I see.... your hunting the drunk ones with your bow to keep it fair :)
 
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