LadyFish
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A husband had finished a book about being the "Man of the House"<br />by the time he reached his home. All charged up he stormed into his<br />house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing and shaking a<br />finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I<br />am the man of this house, and my word is law!" "I demand that you<br />prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my<br />meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward!".<br /><br />"Then, after dinner, you're going to rub my tired feet and draw me<br />my bath so I can relax." "I will be expecting you to bring me<br />martinis while I soak in the tub!" "And, when I'm finished with my<br />bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"<br /><br />"The undertaker," replied his wife. ![Big grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)