Man of the House

[LadyFish]

A husband had finished a book about being the "Man of the House"<br />by the time he reached his home. All charged up he stormed into his<br />house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing and shaking a<br />finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I<br />am the man of this house, and my word is law!" "I demand that you<br />prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my<br />meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward!".<br /><br />"Then, after dinner, you're going to rub my tired feet and draw me<br />my bath so I can relax." "I will be expecting you to bring me<br />martinis while I soak in the tub!" "And, when I'm finished with my<br />bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"<br /><br />"The undertaker," replied his wife.

 

[Pascal]

Re: Man of the House

That 'ud make me a overnite project for Digby O'dell if I tried that at my house to!!! <br /><br />acturally she 'ud prolly fall off her chair laffing!!!

 

[bubbakat]

Re: Man of the House

Ladyfish I do believe you are conjuring up trouble . aren't you?

 

[BrianFD]

Re: Man of the House

True story:<br />On our wedding night, I took off my pants, handed them to my wife, and announced, "Here, try these on!"<br />"They'll never fit me!" she replied.<br />"That's right!" I said, "I wear the pants in this family!"<br />In response, she slipped out of her panties and handed them to me. "Here, put these on," she said.<br />"I'll never get into them," I answered.<br />"That's right!", she said, "and you won't, either, until you change your attitude!"

 

[crab bait]

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one of my fav episode of 'married with children'.. PEG's mother was daydreamin' an smilin'.. 'whatcha thinkin' about mom.'.?? <br /><br />your father... about what..??<br /><br />just that i was married for 30 years an never gave that man a moument of pleasure,, that's what ,PEG... an that gives me a warm fuzzy feelin' inside..

 

[snapperbait]

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"God made man, and he rested"...<br /><br />"During mans rest, God took a rib from man, and with that rib God created woman".. "<br /><br />"After this creation of the creature called woman, no man has rested since"....<br /> <br />or something like that..

 

[ob]

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Ladyfish <br /><br />Brian FD