man in search of woman with boat...

neal8511

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Remember the old joke? "Man, looking for good woman that can cook and clean, and has a boat. Please send picture of boat."

Well, it happened. I did meet my wife via the internet. Great woman. And... she has a boat. It's a Wellcraft Suncruiser 2000. Not sure of the year. It's been stored in someone's back yard for a few years. And in Northern Nevada, it snows. So it's had some troubles over the years, and it's been snowbound for a few years as well. Her idiot x-husband was a kind of "Tim-the-toolman-Taylor" kinda guy, and thought he and some other idiot friend could do alot of the work themselves.

Well, yesterday... I was able to get inside and take a good look around. Pretty rough, but not a total loss. The hull is sound, just some bad gouges that need attention on the bow. Transom seems in good shape. Engine well has alot of grime and goop, but no oil leaking. She told me the engine a 5.7 Mercruiser (Chevy 350) is a rebuild that's only a few years old as well. There are no manifolds tho. The deck floor is plywood, and needs to be ripped out and something way better put in it's place. And I'm sure the Volvo-Penta outdrive need a good service, and a new hull seal.

Idiot X rewired the craft with the help of idiot friend, and it looks like my 6th grader was trying to complete a science project with a flashlight and some scrap wire.

So... I am the proud owner of a project boat. Sound familiar. I'll be on checking on opinions, and posting my progress. Been a car buff for about 30 years, and an aircraft mechanic for as long. Hope I don't die fixing this tho...
 

wgl333

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Re: man in search of woman with boat...

And how much do you want to bet no one asks to see a picture of your new lady, but EVERYONE will want to see pictures of the refurb? Best of luck!
 

ezmobee

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Re: man in search of woman with boat...

Welcome to iboats! Sounds like you'll fit right in :)
 

JB

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Re: man in search of woman with boat...

And how much do you want to bet no one asks to see a picture of your new lady, but EVERYONE will want to see pictures of the refurb? Best of luck!

Your lady and your vessel are probably interesting, wgl, but anyone who would have that avatar must have a mariner's soul.
 

mommicked

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Re: man in search of woman with boat...

......and a photographers eye; great pic wgl. New wife w a boat!, that's better than a new wife w a big ol 4x4 ! Can she fish and cook too?????
 

duped

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Re: man in search of woman with boat...

Really the only thing I can critique you on is, you should have restored it BEFORE you got married, so it would be her money, not "ours" which sometimes is really just yours. :)

Only kidding, good luck!
 

JoLin

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Re: man in search of woman with boat...

Best of luck to you, and would like to see some pics when you get around to it.

One point I need to make, cause it's the way I am :) .... you have either a Mercruiser engine and outdrive, or you have a Volvo-Penta engine and outdrive. Most are GM engine-based, so i don't doubt the '5.7' part.

(I'd just hate to see you get laughed out of the marine parts store...)
 

NYBo

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Re: man in search of woman with boat...

Welcome to iboats!:cool:

you have either a Mercruiser engine and outdrive, or you have a Volvo-Penta engine and outdrive. Most are GM engine-based, so i don't doubt the '5.7' part.
Not necessarily. The OP said the motor is a rebuilt, and that the wife's ex and friend had "worked" on the boat. So I would say almost anything is possible.;)
 

duped

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Re: man in search of woman with boat...

He mentions replacing the hull seal on the drive as well, which instantly brings to mind the dreaded stringer. We'll have to see...
 

26aftcab454

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Re: man in search of woman with boat...

Remember the old joke? "Man, looking for good woman that can cook and clean, and has a boat. Please send picture of boat."

Well, it happened. I did meet my wife via the internet. Great woman. And... she has a boat. It's a Wellcraft Suncruiser 2000. Not sure of the year. It's been stored in someone's back yard for a few years. And in Northern Nevada, it snows. So it's had some troubles over the years, and it's been snowbound for a few years as well. Her idiot x-husband was a kind of "Tim-the-toolman-Taylor" kinda guy, and thought he and some other idiot friend could do alot of the work themselves.

Well, yesterday... I was able to get inside and take a good look around. Pretty rough, but not a total loss. The hull is sound, just some bad gouges that need attention on the bow. Transom seems in good shape. Engine well has alot of grime and goop, but no oil leaking. She told me the engine a 5.7 Mercruiser (Chevy 350) is a rebuild that's only a few years old as well. There are no manifolds tho. The deck floor is plywood, and needs to be ripped out and something way better put in it's place. And I'm sure the Volvo-Penta outdrive need a good service, and a new hull seal.

Idiot X rewired the craft with the help of idiot friend, and it looks like my 6th grader was trying to complete a science project with a flashlight and some scrap wire.

So... I am the proud owner of a project boat. Sound familiar. I'll be on checking on opinions, and posting my progress. Been a car buff for about 30 years, and an aircraft mechanic for as long. Hope I don't die fixing this tho...


check the stringers & transom in the bilge for rot and compression test cylinders before you spend any $$.

I always heard " Man seeking Woman , looking for Blind,Deaf, Mute, Nymphomaniac Woman who owns a boat andliquor store- send photo of boat"
 
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