dolluper
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:<br /><br /> 1. a friend<br /> 2. a companion<br /> 3. a lover<br /> 4. a brother<br /> 5. a father<br /> 6. a chef<br /> 7. an electrician<br /> 8. a carpenter<br /> 9. a plumber<br /> 10. a mechanic<br /> 11. a decorator<br /> 12. a stylist<br /> 13. a sexologist<br /> 14. a gynecologist<br /> 15. a psychologist<br /> 16. a pest exterminator<br /> 17. a psychiatrist<br /> 18. a healer<br /> 19. a good listener<br /> 20. an organizer<br /> 21. a good father<br /> 22. very clean<br /> 23. sympathetic<br /> 24. athletic<br /> 25. warm<br /> 26. attentive<br /> 27. gallant<br /> 28. intelligent<br /> 29. funny<br /> 30. creative<br /> 31. tender<br /> 32. strong<br /> 33. understanding<br /> 34. tolerant<br /> 35. prudent<br /> 36. ambitious<br /> 37. capable<br /> 38. courageous<br /> 39. determined<br /> 40. true<br /> 41. dependable<br /> 42. passionate<br /> 43. compassionate<br /> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:<br /> 44. give her compliments regularly<br /> 45. love shopping<br /> 46. be honest<br /> 47. be rich<br /> 48. not stress her out<br /> 49. not look at other girls<br /> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:<br /> 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself<br /> 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself<br /> 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes<br /> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:<br /> 53. Never to forget:<br /> * birthdays<br /> * anniversaries<br /> * appointments she makes<br /><br /> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY<br /> 1. Show up naked<br /> 2. Bring beer<br /> 3. Hand over the remote<br /> .....To MAKE HIM EVAN HAPPIER.......... Specialty item.....<br /> Own a boat.. New Truck.. know how to clean & cook fish & wild life... ie <br />Deer Moose & Elk......................
