Maiden Voyage gone wrong

MikeK2B

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Hi, I've been hooked on all these amusing stories and figured I'd share one from my youth. My Brother and I had wanted a boat for a year or two and my dad finally gave in and let us get a used 19' bowrider with a ford v8. We took it for a test run and were very satified so we bought it. The owner delived it to our house and that weekend we decided to take it out. My dad had never pulled a trailer before so my brother and I were nervous the hole way to the ramp. We make it there no problem, but then at the turn to parking lot, my dad clips the left trailer wheel the guard rail and cocks the axle 3" off center. So we jack it up and move it forward so we can launch the boat, moor it, and take the trailer to a repair shop. So we finally back it down the ramp, launch it, and start off at cruising speed, we forgot to put the running lights in, so my dad backs off the throttle to do that, and the boat stalls! Will not start! After waiting 45min, we radio the harbor patrol who tows us back to ramp. So we decide to wait on going to the repair shop and just concentrate on getting home. We make it back (doing 15mph!). While my dad was "venting" in the house, my brother and I decide to see if we can get the boat started on the flush attachment. Still refuses. So I jam the throttle down and try. VROOOMM!!!!! Reved so high my dad heard it inside and thought the boat had exploded. Apparently the electric choke wire fell off during the trip (or from the impact with the guard rail). So, After that pretty stressful day, It turned out to only cost us a replacement spring hanger for the trailer, and inspecting the engine compartment. Funny, who ever thinks to check the simple things? From then on, my dad learned that when trailering, wide turns are best.
 

crab bait

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

yeah,,, it comes in bunches..<br /><br />i guess ya gotta learn ,somehow.. but it's easier when the mistakes cost less.. <br /><br />NA NA NANA NA... my state's bigger than your state... ;)
 

Kenneth Brown

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

But mines bigger than yours! How do ya like them cherrios? NA NA NA
 

OBJ

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

Yer all show offs.<br /><br />Let's hear it for OHIO!!! OO OO OO OO OO OO OO!!!!! Self HIGH FIVE!!!!! :D :D :D
 

Bob in Calif.

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

My state is deeper in debt than all of yours put together!!!! :mad: ...Bob in Calipornia... :mad:
 

muskyone

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

ya well mines got big muskys and ugly women
 

fishfearme

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

Hey I Know lets have a vote to see who has the best biggest prettiest state. No thats OK we can count our own votes. Really we can. Honest. Hey, we won!
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

paul h you stole my FAVORITE shut down a texan line!!!!<br /><br />but really tho<br /><br />aint that amazing?<br /><br />Delaware on the other hand .... if its bigger than RI, its not by a lot, lol<br /><br />although I did spend the better part of a day one day driving down the coast line of the bay and then the ocean in del, so you can spend hours and hours driving in delaware without going in circles!
 

RICKRICK1

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Paul h--- What you going to do with an ice cube that big. :eek:
 

Tacklewasher

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

My province is bigger than ANY of you states.<br /><br />Nyah
 

chris in va

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

I was wondering when Canada was gonna check in. What's next...China?
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

whack a country into five states, er, provinces, well, they are bound to be big
 

dgriff

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

Well in Kentucky, the horses are fast and the women are nervous!
 

robsd

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

:D :D <br /><br />Factor in the exchange rate and Canada is a lot smaller. :p <br /><br />Alaska doesn't count because there isn't enough people there!! :D <br /><br />You know there is no real way to knock down a Texan.<br /><br />Rob
 

Capt Joe

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

Sorry to disappoint you Texans, but we only have two states smaller than Texas. Victoria River Downs, one of our stations (ranch) was 50,000 square miles before it was broken up.
 

salty87

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damn, capt. joe<br /><br />50,000 square miles is insane. you sure about that?<br /><br />the biggest we had in texas was the XIT ranch....3,000,000 acres which is less than 5k sq miles.
 

mellowyellow

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Re: Maiden Voyage gone wrong

20% of ALL the freshwater on the planet runs<br />through MY backyard :p <br />here fishy, fishy, fishy...
 

Capt Joe

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Salty,<br /><br />Yes, I verified it before I sent it.<br /><br />But the land is so poor you can only fun 4 head of cattle per square mile most of the year.<br /><br />Top end of the station got 1+ metre of rain each year, lower end only about 12 inches in a good year.<br /><br />I have a rain gauge is for sale: 2 years old, never been used.
 
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