Long term marriage humor

Tail_Gunner

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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
 

xtraham

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Re: Long term marriage humor

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Fishin' Jeff

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Re: Long term marriage humor

Roflmao! Tonight's the 10th ann. for me & the better 1/2! You know I gotta cut & paste that one!
 

aspeck

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Re: Long term marriage humor

Here I thought you were going to tell me about the couple that were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. There was laughter and joy and a couple of the younger guys asked the husband the secret to their long marriage.

The husband responded, "We never argue!"

The young guys couldn't believe this and demanded the old guy tell them how this was possible.

"Well," the old man started, "we had a beautiful wedding and went to the Grand Canyon on our honeymoon. We took the mule train into the canyon. On our decent the trail got steep and narrow. The mule stumbled, and my lovely bride leaned forward and whispered in the mule's ear, 'That's 1.'"

"A little further, the mule stumbled on a loose rock. My sweetie leaned forward and whispered in the mule's ear, 'That's 2.'"

"We were almost to the bottom when the mule saw a snake and reared up. Without hesitation my darling bride whipped out a .44 Mag and shot the mule right in the head!"

I asked my wife if that wasn't a little excessive, and she turned to me and said, "That's 1!"
 

Tail_Gunner

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Re: Long term marriage humor

Fishin' said:
Roflmao! Tonight's the 10th ann. for me & the better 1/2! You know I gotta cut & paste that one!

In a word Jeff DO NOT DO THAT............ This a guy thing certainly not a woman under any circumstance's.

Geeesshhh what have i done.......
 

levittownnick

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Re: Long term marriage humor

20 years and he still don't know when to zip his lip.
 

Fishin' Jeff

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Advice was taken, ' Gunner, but I think I might send her Aspeck's. That seems to fit her a bit better. No I didn't say that. Shhh!:^
 
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