SpinnerBait_Nut
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You know you're living in 2005 when... <br /> <br />1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. <br /> <br />2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. <br /> <br />3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. <br /> <br />4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. <br /> <br />5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. <br /> <br />6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. <br /> <br />7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line. <br /> <br />8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. <br /> <br />10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.! <br /> <br />11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. <br /> <br />12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. <br /> <br />13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. <br /> <br />14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. <br /> <br />15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee. <br /> <br />16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 
<br /> <br />17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. <br /> <br />18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. <br /> <br />19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list! Come on, you know you did. <br /><br />AND NOW YOU 'RE LAUGHING at yourself.
<br /> <br />17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. <br /> <br />18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. <br /> <br />19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list! Come on, you know you did. <br /><br />AND NOW YOU 'RE LAUGHING at yourself. 