LadyFish
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole <br />when his neighbor peered over the fence. <br />Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was <br />up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"<br /><br />"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, <br />without looking up. "And I've just buried him."<br /><br />The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big<br /> hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"<br /><br />Tim patted down the last heap of earth then <br />replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid <br />cat." <br />