Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

[coastalrichard]

his Grandmother's house.

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served, and when little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.

"Johnny, wait until we pray," his mother reminded him.

"I don't have to," the little boy replied.

"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we always pray before eating at our house."

"That's at our house," Johnny explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!":drum:

 

[veritas honus]

Re: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

Wow...

That's the first "Little Jonny" joke I've ever heard of without foul language.

Impressive.

 

[Silly Seville]

Re: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

That was so good, I'm going to show it to our Pastor as he is good at finding ways to incorporate an appropriate joke into a message.

 

[aspeck]

Re: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

I will be using it ... cool.

 

[coastalrichard]

Re: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

Well, I admit...I took advantage of some "literary license" to...ahem...make it suitable for DC:tea:

 

[veritas honus]

Re: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

Well, I admit...I took advantage of some "literary license" to...ahem...make it suitable for DC:tea:

OK... So how does one obtain a literary license? How much school is involved? How hard are the tests? Are the tests all written, or practical, too?... I want one!!! I've also been trying for years to get an artistic license!!! Dar Garn it, I haven't gotten anywhere with that one either!!! Maybe you can help me out with that one too!!!

 

[Silly Seville]

Re: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

If you need a literary license...look no further than the school of Ned Flanders from the Simpsons.

 

[kenmyfam]

Re: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

Funny !!!!

 

[coastalrichard]

Re: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

OK... So how does one obtain a literary license? How much school is involved? How hard are the tests? Are the tests all written, or practical, too?... I want one!!! I've also been trying for years to get an artistic license!!! Dar Garn it, I haven't gotten anywhere with that one either!!! Maybe you can help me out with that one too!!!

Here's one for ya, VH...

 

[veritas honus]

Re: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at...

Thanks!!! I knew I could count on you, man!!!

...Now, how long is the wait for my artistic license?