"Lexus LS450"

LadyFish

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"Lexus LS450"

It seems a woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.<br /><br />The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she would say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles", she'd get one of their awesome songs.<br /><br />One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "IDIOTS!" she yelled out.<br /><br />Suddenly on her car radio, John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks!! :D
 

KaGee

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LOL!! :D :D <br /><br />LF.... your jokes are far more funnier than Mr. LF's :cool:
 

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Edwards Drops Out, Now It's Kerry vs. Kerry <br />(2004-03-03) -- With John Edwards expected to announce his withdrawal from the presidential race today, the contest for the Democrat nomination narrows to two men — Sen. John Forbes Kerry, D-MA, and Sen. John Forbes Kerry, D-MA.<br /><br />"I think we're going to see them go at it hammer and tong until the convention," said Terry McAuliffe, chairman of the Democrat National Committee. "We couldn't hope for two men who offer more contrast; the war hero vs. the peace protestor, the wealthy husband of an heiress vs. the assailant of the privileged class. One backed the attack on Iraq, the other opposed it. One voted for the USA Patriot Act, the other denounces it. One supported the president's 'No Child Left Behind' education plan, the other is harshly critical of it."<br /><br />Mr. McAuliffe said his main job as party chairman over the next six months is to "keep the two John Kerrys focused on attacking President Bush, rather than sniping at each other over character issues."
 

spratt

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SBN, too funny!!! Also, too impossible (to keep those two focused!!!)...
 
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