One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his<br />driver to stop and he got out to investigate.<br /> <br />He asked one of the men, "Why are you eating grass?"<br /> <br />"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."<br /> <br />"Well, then, you can come to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.<br /> <br />"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree."<br /> <br />"Bring then along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."<br /> <br />The second man, in a pitiful voice said, "But, sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"<br /> <br />"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.<br /> <br />They all entered the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for<br />taking all of us with you."<br /> <br />The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
