Last child support payment

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Today be my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those dang payments!<br /><br />So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, <br /><br />"Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."<br /><br />So my baby girl she take the check over to her. I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like.<br /><br />Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"<br /><br />She say to tell you that <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face." :eek:
 

PW2

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Re: Last child support payment

When my youngest moved in with me, my ex had to start sending me checks! Never even cashed the first one- framed it instead. She still owes me several installments, and my youngest just graduated from university--from which my ex never contributed a nickel to.<br /><br />Oh,well. Life is short.
 

KaGee

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Re: Last child support payment

Fox in the henhouse fo shor!
 

eeboater

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Re: Last child support payment

Tsssssssssssss... Whateva.<br /><br />Sean Dogg
 

f_inscreenname

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Re: Last child support payment

Originally posted by KenImpZoom:<br /> Can I get a refund?????<br /><br />Ken
Yes you can but the lawyers will cost you more then it would be worth.
 

Elmer Fudge

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Re: Last child support payment

Heeheehe!! Thats what getting "screwed" means :D
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Last child support payment

Today DNA is a good thing. A friend of mine got stuck paying for child support for 14 years from a one night stand. Finally when DNA was available, found out she had more one night stands with many more. At least he didn't have to pay any more, and there wasn't any chance on getting anything back from her. She lives off the system, so there you go.
 
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