Dave Abrahamson
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- May 8, 2003
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A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever<br />after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in<br />English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real<br />problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she<br />went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how<br />to put forward her request and, in desperation, clucked like a chicken<br />and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the<br />message, and gave her the chicken legs. <br />The next day she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't<br />know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her<br />blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again,<br />and gave her some chicken breasts. <br />The 3rd day the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a<br />way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... <br />(Please scroll down) <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />What were you thinking? <br />* <br />* <br />* <br />Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! <br />* <br />* 
