Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

Barbee Q

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If you are looking for a nice quite place to retire please concider us before you go anyplace else.<br />We Have a beautiful 20 acre lot filled with trees and landscaped grass. Flowers are always a must here at Easy Green Acres of The Trees.<br />Maintenance free parcels available right now. We are always open for you to just come in and brouse around.<br />The land is located at a nice quite dead end drive. You will be close to town and easy access for visitors to come and go as they please. We also have special days that are always celebrated and we go all out for you. <br />So if your looking for 10' X 20' spot of your own and decide to stay we'll help you pick the right day.. You must provide us with yourself and a good air tight place for proper resting.<br />Remember as part of the service the digging is free and we delivery and we'll also leave the light on for you.. We are open 24hrs aday 7 days a week.<br />We also provide easy financing for your convience. We have the best rates in town and nobody can beat us.<br />So please call us at:<br />1-888-dig-usup<br />Happy Holloween
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

Ill bet folks are dieing for a chance to retire there. :D
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

Spots are going fast so give-em a call...
 

Chief101

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

Do you have a........ "Layaway plan"? :D :D
 

bh357

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

I sure as heck wouldn't want to LIVE there ;)
 

KaGee

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

I'll move there.... when pigs fly! :p
 

Vlad D Impeller

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

I never cared much for quiet dead-end drives :( <br /><br />However, i would consider to "undertake" a higher traffic area :D
 

Limited-Time

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

Ya can swing by and dig up a few old friends for a party. Maybe dig up a date or two, if ya don't mind dating dead beats.......... :D :D :D
 

alden135

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

Barb, You're killin' me! :D :D :D
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

Good one..Limited-Time that is funny.. That should of been added to the AD..
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

Originally posted by shortly:<br /> Do you have a........ "Layaway plan"? :D :D
Layaway Plan no problem.... :eek: <br /><br />We'll just Lay you away until you pay.. :eek: <br /><br />Great plan..<br /><br />Years to pay.. :D
 

Pascal

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

are y'all talkin bout one of these places??<br /><br />
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<br /><br />JD
 

QC

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Re: Land opportunity Ad - Best place in town

Originally posted by KaGee:<br /> I'll move there.... when pigs fly! :p
LOL
 
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