Ladyfish fights back

[aspeck]

Ladyfish is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to Ladyfish and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to Ladyfish and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, Ladyfish has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, and breaks wind. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

 

[Dunaruna]

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[colour=blue]OMG! Me thinks the line is crossed.............................

 

[sloopy]

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Good one...

 

[Kenneth Brown]

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I'm not laughing, I promise I'm not!

 

[Reel Poor]

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[color=lt blue]Me thinks, "Fighting Back" is going to be a understatement. :$

Aspeck I believe your going to the top of the list. [/color]

 

[Link]

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Way to go LadyFish
Aspect: Ref other post!
We need to have another talk about boat and guns! dd

 

[LadyFish]

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Its okay guys, anyone who knows me knows I only tootie-frog and it smells like flowers.

 

[Fishin' Jeff]

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Hee Hee... What a good sport!8)

 

[heycods]

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:^d

 

[aspeck]

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LF, honest, it is only because I admire your spunk! I am not saying you have a certian funk! Honest! :%:%

 

[RubberFrog]

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Its okay guys, anyone who knows me knows I only tootie-frog and it smells like flowers.

Please don't [colour=brown]tootie[/colour] on me anymore :%

 

[technostingray]

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I think the expression is - She thinks she ***** rose petals. :bigwink: :wink: o

 

[eurolarva]

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Ladyfish sees a doctor because she has a problem with flatulence. She tells the doctor I break wind all the time however they don’t have any odor or do they make any sound. The doctor gives Ladyfish a prescription and tells her to come back in two weeks. After the two week period Ladyfish returns and says to the Doctor “I don’t know what that stuff you gave me was but it sure makes it stink when I break wind” The doctor says good now that we got your sense of smell back lets work on your hearing.

 

[Reel Poor]

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[color=lt blue]:^ :^ @ eurolarva [/color]

 

[Mr.Ladyfish]

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I aint saying a word!

 

[heycods]

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I aint saying a word!

A very wise man.8)

 

[aspeck]

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Give Mr. LF a few more beers, we'll get him to talk!

 

[rottenray6402]

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:$:$

 

[KRS]

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It's gonna be a long week 8)