Re: Ladies and Gentlemen
Reminds me of one of Brother Dave Gardner's stories.<br /><br />Guy is on an airplane, by the window. It is night and he looks out and sees blue flame coming out of the exhaust (prop plane). Scares him good, so he starts to pray out loud.<br /><br />"Oh Lord, get me safely on the ground and I'll give half of everything I own to the Church."<br /><br />The flight proceeds and soon lands safely at Atlanta. As he walks away from the plane a fellow passenger, a preacher, approaches him.<br /><br />"I heard what you said up there, Brother. Gonna give half of everything to the Church and I know you want to start right now."<br /><br />"Naw, I made a better deal. I told Him that if He ever gets me up in one of those things again He can have it all."