SpinnerBait_Nut
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1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. <br />- Patrick, age 10 <br /><br />2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. <br />- Michael, 14 <br /><br />3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. 
<br />- Michael, 14 <br /><br />4. Stay away from prunes. <br />- Randy, 9 <br /><br />5. Never pee on an electric fence. <br />- Robert, 13 <br /><br />6. Don't squat with your spurs on. <br />- Noronha, 13 <br /><br />7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. <br />- Emily, 10 <br /><br />8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. <br />- Taylia, 11 <br /><br />9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. <br />- Traci, 14 <br /><br />10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. <br />- Mitchell, 12 <br /><br />11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. <br />- Andrew, 9 <br /><br />12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. <br />- Kyoyo, 9 <br /><br />13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. <br />- Armir, 9 <br /><br />14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. <br />- Kellie, 11 <br /><br />15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. <br />- Naomi, 15 <br /><br />16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. <br />- Lauren, 9 <br /><br />17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. <br />- Joel, 10 <br /><br />18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. <br />- Alyesha, 13 <br /><br />19. Never try to baptize a cat. <br />- Eileen, 8
<br />- Michael, 14 <br /><br />4. Stay away from prunes. <br />- Randy, 9 <br /><br />5. Never pee on an electric fence. <br />- Robert, 13 <br /><br />6. Don't squat with your spurs on. <br />- Noronha, 13 <br /><br />7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. <br />- Emily, 10 <br /><br />8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. <br />- Taylia, 11 <br /><br />9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. <br />- Traci, 14 <br /><br />10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. <br />- Mitchell, 12 <br /><br />11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. <br />- Andrew, 9 <br /><br />12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. <br />- Kyoyo, 9 <br /><br />13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. <br />- Armir, 9 <br /><br />14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. <br />- Kellie, 11 <br /><br />15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. <br />- Naomi, 15 <br /><br />16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. <br />- Lauren, 9 <br /><br />17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. <br />- Joel, 10 <br /><br />18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. <br />- Alyesha, 13 <br /><br />19. Never try to baptize a cat. <br />- Eileen, 8
