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Codslo

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The owner of a Texas golf course was confused about paying an envoice, so he decided to ask his Blond secretary for some mathamatical help. He called her into his office and said "if I were to give you $20,000 Dollars, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" She replied "Everything but my earrings." (You Gotta love thoes Blond texas gals)
 
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cpj

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Ive seen alot worse than that make it through. Thats purty funny right there. :D
 
heycods

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Oh scrappy, I wouldnt dare try that kinda stuff,Lf will be on him like stink o..... ohh ..... Oh well nevermind. :D
 
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Originally posted by Limited-Time:<br /> No, no, no, must resist, must resist, the fingers caught in the earring joke……
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I thought it was tows(sp) toes, them thing on your feet, whatever.<br /> ;) :D
 
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Originally posted by heycods:<br /> I thought it was tows(sp) toes, them thing on your feet, whatever.<br /> ;) :D
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Now we know why she leaves the earrings on . . .
 
Twidget

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That is funny, but if Ms. Ladyfish reads it, you might just have the shortest joke telling career on the board. :D
 
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Ear rings.....shooting hoops.....keeps turning her head.........curling toes nodding her head........must resist the dark side.......must fend off the ZAP!!!!
 
heycods

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WHAZZA MATTER YOU <br /><br /><br /> ;) :D
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