This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring <br />> > > around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they <br />> > > passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the <br />> > > shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. <br />> > > Come into my humble shop." <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have <br />> > > some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make <br />> > > you wild at sex." <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after <br />> > > what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need <br />> > > them, being the sex god he was. <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex <br />> > > freak?" <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man." <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave <br />> > > in, and tried them on. <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in <br />> > > his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him <br />> > > violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own <br />> > > pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > The Jamaican then began screaming; <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > <br />> > > "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"
<br />I can see where this one's going.<br /><br />Good one though.