A man told his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.<br /><br />When asked why, the man replied that he was just too afraid of all the crime, even though he could use the big salary increase and greater benefits.<br /><br />His co worker said to reconsider. Chicago was a magnificent city, with world class museums, loaded with a great history, sites, close to Canada, good public transportation, etc. Then he said, "I, myself, worked in Chicago for almost 10 years, and in all that time I never ever had a problem with crime while I was working."<br /><br />The first man asked, "What did you do there?"<br /><br />"I was tail-gunner on a bread truck."
