There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you!" He didn't see anything in the dark house, so he went on with what he was doing. <br /><br />He heard, "Jesus is watching you!" again and then he really wondered who was saying that. He turned on the flashlight, scanned the room, and finally saw a parrot. <br /><br />"Did you say that?" asked the burgler. <br /><br />"Yes," replied the parrot. <br /><br />"By the way, what's your name?" the burgler inquired. "Moses," answered the parrot. <br /><br />"That's a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?"<br /><br />"The same people who named their Rotweiller Jesus..."
