JB , This made me think of you!

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JB , This made me think of you!

A cowboy in Texas got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. <br /><br />The cowboy said, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies." <br /><br />So the cowboy says, "Well, circle flies are common on ranches. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." <br /><br />The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's azz?" <br /><br />The cowboy says, "No, Sir. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a<br />horse's azz." <br /><br />The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. <br /><br />After a long pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
 

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:D :D Good one
 

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:D
 

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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...<br />Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?<br />Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. <br />Older Woman: Oh, I see.<br />Officer: Can I see your license please?<br />Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. <br />Officer: Don't have one?<br />Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.<br />Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.<br />Older Woman: I can't do that.<br />Officer: Why not?<br />Older Woman: I stole this car.<br />Officer: Stole it?<br />Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.<br />Officer: You what?<br />Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.<br /><br />The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. <br /><br />Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. <br />Older woman: Is there a problem sir?<br />Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.<br />Older Woman: Murdered the owner?<br />Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.<br />The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.<br />Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?<br />Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.<br />Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.<br />The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.<br />The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.<br />Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.<br />Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!
 

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:D :D :D couple of good ones lol thanks for sharing.
 
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