Re: J.B thanks for the party!
Dear JB,<br /><br />I just wanted to say Thanks for the great party.
<br /><br />I also want to say that the burn hole in your couch was from 00-boatys doobie not mine!<br /><br />It was'nt his fault though....<br /><br />It all started like this.....<br /><br />I got this Invatation in the mail the other day with a round trip plane ticket in it. (seems it was paid for with one of your charge cards....Thanks again) Strange that there were alot of words misspelled....I always took you for a good speller. I almost thought you did'nt write it!
<br /><br />Well shoot....That was enough for me...An invite from the Admiral of the high seas to a party....truly an honor!<br /><br />I jumped in the truck and scooted down to the airport to catch my flight....By the way...First class was a nice touch...You sure do got class my man.
<br /><br />I was suprised to find a limo waiting for me....you sure know how to treat your guests!<br /><br />When i got in 00-boaty and Crabby were already two sheets to the wind and The hookers told me the mini bar was paid for....What a guy...right fellas.<br /><br />I was suprised to see that many pepole at your hideout....I thought you liked it quiet?<br /><br />For a while Crabby and I nursed some beers and sat back to people watch....You sure got some strange freinds!<br /><br />The guy with the Tatoos was a trip....the Pictures he was painting on the walls with that spraypaint were awesome. It was nice of those ladies to pose nude for him on the bow of your boston whaler!<br /><br />After Crabby and I told that midget bartender that the keg outside was dry we took a tour of the hideout....Nice place (well...was a nice place)<br /><br />The hideout sure was jumpen....Loud music could be heard for miles....At least thats what the police said.<br /><br />When the Strippers got to bouncen around those two nice police officers came in and (to my suprise) Started a congo line. Nice fellas those Texas police men.<br /><br />Crabby and I found 00-boaty In the back seat of your truck with one of the strippers and told him that it would be impolite to indulge in such activities on your new apolstrey....
<br /><br />I think it was about then that we heard the crash coming from the direction of your boat....It seems that someone left the corral gate open and the Budwiser delivery truck had to swerve to miss some of your livestock and smashed into your Boston whaler. Scared the crap out of the guy that was taken a leak on the trailer tire....the nerve of some pepole...Pissen on a mans boat trailer when there is some nice rose bushes just a few feet away!
<br /><br />It was when things started to quiet down (bout 4:30 am) when one of the strippers, who had put on that nice police officers gun belt, tripped over the broken coffee table and lost her footing on the empty Crown royal bottle. <br /><br />When she hit the ground the gun went off hitting the man in the chicken suit (thats another story) in the foot, thats how the tiki torch got knocked over which set the drapes on fire.
<br /><br />When Crabby tossed me the fire extiguiser it slipped through my hands due to the grease on my fingers from adjusting the timming on your truck (don't ask) so we could move what was left of the hull of your boat to let the bands RV out.... It hit 00-boaty right in the head and knocked him out causing him to drop his dobbie and burn a hole in your couch....sorry man!
<br /><br />Great party though.....Thanks for the invite!<br /><br />Instagatorwood.<br /><br />P.S. How come you were'nt there?
<br /><br />here is us having a Gagalong:<br />
