I've decided to be a vegan eco-fundamentalist

[Nos4r2]

I've decided that the vegans and eco-warrior extremists have been right all along.<br /><br />Today I'm going to build myself a boat from recycled organic cabbage leaves.<br />I'm going to glue them together with voluntarily donated free range yak saliva.<br /><br />It's going to have a new concept in outboards-the PedalRude.This will be entirely made from organic bamboo-on the condition that the pandas don't mind<br />Please dont ask about WOT-this encourages competition and we can't have that.<br /><br />Whilst out trolling for organic aubergines with my hemp fishing line baited with a soya-friendly non-hook I'll hide in the cabin to develop exactly the right shade of pasty skin.<br /><br /><br />Right.now I have the kind of life I need to be able to lecture people on how to live theirs...

 

[Drowned Rat]

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Good luck with that.

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

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Lol @ Nos4r2

 

[ndemge]

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[JB]

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Shame on you! <br /><br />Your wanton slaughter of helpless bamboo and others of our plant friends is going to ruin our planet! Plants are essential to consume CO2 and emit oxygen.<br /><br />Now animals are destroying our environment by killing and eating all of our plant friends! Cattle and deer are among the worst offenders.<br /><br />Kill and eat cattle and deer. Save our planet!

 

[Bob_VT]

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Yes please follow JB's advice.... I hate the sound of bamboo screaming!!!

 

[kenimpzoom]

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NOS, I dont see how you live over there will all those Vegan types. <br /><br />On the upside, it is cheap entertainment to drive past them eating a huge steak, wearing a fur coat.<br /><br />Ken

 

[DJ]

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I think that cabbage leaf and Yak spit boat is going to be as waterproof as a sponge.

 

[Nos4r2]

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It won't sink,submerging itself is just how it shows it wants to become more in tune with how the water feels about it.<br /><br />Besides, I'm planning on reinforcing the stringers with organic garlic and lentil bake.

 

[gaugeguy]

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Originally posted by KenImpZoom:<br /> NOS, I dont see how you live over there will all those Vegan types.

I think if I lived over there I'd consider it as well, especially with the cows flopping around like Katherine Hepburn on crack (geez, I hope I didn't offend anyone with Parkinson's Disease )

 

[ebbtide176]

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u might have luck with using some freerange beehive wax to put over the cabbage leaves - if you promise to help the bees start a new colony by providing them a nice box, made with recycled newspaper strips and parking lot bubblegum. as long as it resembles a hollow section of native beachgum tree

 

[SoulWinner]

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GG, Now THAT was funny

 

[DJ]

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OK, as long as it's enviro. freindly.<br /><br />I think I'll pass on the invite to go fishing.

 

[NYMINUTE]

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can Yak mucus be used as a replacement for saliva in the event of a shortage?

 

[Realgun]

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Even nature had NuclearFISSION.

 

[Nos4r2]

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I asked the yaks about voluntary mucus donation and they are currently holding a tribal gathering to determine consent.<br /><br />On a separate note, I am having problems getting on the plane with the pedalrude. I believe I'm having a tofu flow problem. I may have to build a bean hopper and go for gas assisted power.