62_Kiwi
Lieutenant Junior Grade
- Joined
- Jan 20, 2002
- Messages
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Do you know how tough it is being a man...?<br /><br />If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.<br /><br />If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. <br /><br />If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.<br /><br />If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.<br /><br />If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.<br /><br />If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. <br /><br />If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive *******.<br /><br />If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.<br /><br />If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favour.<br /><br />If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay.<br /><br />If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.<br /><br />If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.<br /><br />If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.<br /><br />If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.<br /><br />If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.<br /><br />If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else.<br /><br /> NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!<br /><br /> <br /> 
