It's like...

[jsfinn]

This morning a coworker says to me:<br /><br />"It's like I've got two inch arms and fire ants in my pants".<br /><br />I've been laughing about that all day.<br /><br />Others we often use around here are:<br /><br />"It's like I'm Quasey Moto and it's a super model. I just can't get anywhere with it!"<br /><br />and <br /><br />"It's like I'm a pentium 4 and all I run is notepad" (The IT guys around here will like that one)<br /><br />What are the ones you've heard?

 

[JB]

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One of my favorites is an oldy: <br /><br />Like a one-armed paperhanger with fleas.

 

[snapperbait]

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Like a one legged man in a butt-kicking contest..

 

[Limited-Time]

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.....having a battle of wits with a unarmed opponent.

 

[fireman57]

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Harder than a left turn downtown.

 

[ndemge]

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....one legged duck

 

[LadyFish]

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.....going half way around you a** to kiss your elbow.

 

[KaGee]

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It's like snapperbait's avatar.... what a hoot!<br /><br />Would you be the little yellow guy Snapper??

 

[LadyFish]

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Originally posted by KaGee:<br /> It's like snapperbait's avatar.... what a hoot!<br /><br />Would you be the little yellow guy Snapper??

Kagee.....yep thats Snap alright, sharks love snapper.<br /><br />I believe this guy in the middle here would be JB.

 

[briannh1234]

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It's like peeing into the wind...<br /><br />It's like pushing with rope..

 

[snapperbait]

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Would you be the little yellow guy Snapper?? <br />

LOL.. Most of the time..