Reel Poor
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.<br /><br />The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" <br /><br />"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.<br /><br />"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.<br /><br />"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."<br /><br />"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.<br /><br />"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"<br /><br />"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.<br /><br />"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.<br /><br />"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."<br /><br />The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."<br /><br />The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and s-x."
