Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

Buzz Killington

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I have finally gotten my boat working after fixing some things the PO let go too long. I've had three enjoyable weekends out on the Potomac. It's my first boat that worked - I had a project that I never got into the water and wasted two years on (thread in the resto forum).

I was cleaning up some wiring and trying to troubleshoot a dead tach and radio this weekend. Finally got the radio working, and then moved some things around to make more sense, cleaned out dead/unused wires, etc., and in doing so moved the battery and tied it down. While trying to start the boat in the driveway Saturday morning, nothing worked. No radio, no bilge, just the faintest click from the starter solenoid. I carefully went over and cleaned all the hot wires and grounds again. Was just about to give up and started investigating some of the electrical taped wires for faults. The I got to the main hot from the motor and unwrapped a fistful of duct tape. This is what I found:

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Someone had extended this cable - for reasons I don't know, because it was not necessary - by apparently placing them together and wrapping them. I am absolutely amazed that anything worked at all. I tore this crap off, used my grinder to cut the frozen bolt off, and then used the side to grind a new, shiny contact on the original connection, and hooked it up to the battery.

Big shocker, it started INSTANTLY. I guess in moving the battery around the corrosion finally broke everything apart internally. :facepalm:

Changing the subject, I have read a lot of the SHT threads here and laughed to myself. Now that I have taken the boat out three weekends in a row I am just blown away at the stupid things I am seeing at my local ramp. Yesterday I saw some guys in a nice, late model Sea Fox try to retrieve it. They did not tie it up. Just floated it in the middle of the ramp area. Then they GOT OUT and let it drift and tried to back the trailer into it...pushing the boat sideways and almost into my boat. This ramp also happens to be in a busy public park and so people come to watch. My last two launches/retrievals were interrupted by (i) some guys landing their rental kayak right behind my boat as I was about to back it into the water, and (ii) a mom and her baby posing for photos at the top of the boat ramp while I was backing up.

I have to laugh at all of this, otherwise I will scream my lungs out :D

Dave
 

Maclin

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Re: Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

I will rephrase a quote I heard or read once, in response to "It takes all kinds" they said "Not sure if it really takes all kinds, but there are sure all kinds out there..." :)
 

Home Cookin'

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Re: Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

Especially around salt water, those "neatly wrapped" tape wads often hide a pile of white dust. But people wil splice about anything. Best to check them all with a new purchase.

In defense to my splicing, though, there are a lot of hulls with the wiring sealed into the foam and barely enough for replacing lights, etc. In fact I think I am going to start each "new" boat, if I repair a fixture, with a foot or so spliced and soldered on correctly, so that as I (inevitably) replace fixtures I have more to work with to cut back to good wire.

Most of my "stupid previous owner" tricks come from my houses, in part b/c two of my boats were my dad's --as is my hous enow so I can't blame anyone there either! But I have lots of "stupid co-owner" tricks for boats, as I have one with 7 owners, and then some small ones at a club with 12 families as members.
 

Monsterbishi

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Re: Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

The previous owner of my boat had wired it up entirely using speaker wire, not only that - rather than install a buss bar up front he had seperate phase and neutrals plumbed all the to the battery at the back...

Result - about 30yds of excess cable (in a 14.5' boat) most of which had electrolysis corossion the whole length.
 

Buzz Killington

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Re: Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

I also remembered (since I'm giving it away on CL today) that the PO of my boat had a Mercruiser prop on it.

It's an O/B.
 

SB Ridge

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Re: Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

Bought my 05 Glastron 175SX as the 3rd owner... This is my 1st boat, so I was bound to make mistakes.. I didn't see this one coming. My family and I were out in the harbor for the 4th of July fireworks as the night wrapped up we were waiting for the coast guard to open the harbor.. There I was idling away when I see the Coast Guard coming my way, of course I am running through the list of where everything was on the boat and did I forget something...

Coast Guard pulls up and says "Why are your docking lights on with your NAV lights?" I say, I don't know, I don't have the docking light switch turned on.. Coast Guard says "Your sending mixed signal, (You look like a sea plane) Get that fixed." and motors off..

One of the previous owners had installed the docking lights and tapped into the Navigation wires for power :facepalm:

SB Ridge
 

saumon

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Re: Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

Best "wanna be previous owner" SHT I saw was a few years ago when I went to look at an outboard, a Merc 50hp, on some guy's driveway. I met him after dinner and, after some talk, he proceed to start the engine right there on his stand, without muffs, to show me it ran well and let it run for 30 sec. before shutting it down. I simply ask him "Isn't bad for an engine to run it without water?", to which he answer "No, I did it all the time". "OK, I'll call you...".:facepalm:
 
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Home Cookin'

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Re: Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

that reminds me of when a friend was out on a test drive and asked if the seller flushed the engine often. No, he said, I leave the salt water in it to keep it from freezing....
 

achris

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Re: Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

that reminds me of when a friend was out on a test drive and asked if the seller flushed the engine often. No, he said, I leave the salt water in it to keep it from freezing....

Now THAT is a cool trick... :facepalm:...
 

hawk200282

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Re: Is there a thread for stupid previous owner tricks?

Should of taken pictures of the things I found...

I'm currently working on a boat. Got the deck done, just needs cosmetic work now.

A few things I found while restoring:

Steel plate over the deck to make it appear solid.

PO installed a bilge pump, he used too long of screws and went right through the bottom. He then proceeded to hack the excess screw off the bottom and put silicone caulk over it.

Have a crack in your hull? Silicone it!

PO sure did like silicone lol...
 
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