Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

jtexas

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Based on my own scientific study I have disproven the theory of evolution once and for all.<br /><br />Here's the details:<br />When I was a kid, we lost electrical power at least once every summer due to squirrels blowing out a transformer.<br /><br />We just now had our power restored after a 3-hour outage due to a squirrel blowing out a transformer.<br /><br />If the theory of evolution were true, all the squirrels stupid enough to short out transformers would have been weeded out of the gene pool years ago.<br /><br />ergo, evolution is disproven!
 

roscoe

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Re: Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

If the theory of evolution were true, all the people that installed transformers without squirrel guards would have been weeded out of the gene pool by now. :)
 

brother chris

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Re: Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

Yes, but.....squirrels do it like wabbits, so your theory is sqwashed. Sorry.
 

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Re: Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

Man O man.. with a full load today and a Ham convenction to go to this weekend... I'm going to throw in a couple cats.. then lets see where this goes to hehehe <br />Link
 

rwise

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Re: Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BBQed squirrel
 

Limited-Time

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Re: Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

Maybe the transformers don't evolve at the same rate as the squirrels. Hence they have not fully evolved adequate squirrel defenses as of yet.
 

dolluper

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Re: Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

Maybe them transformers are squirrel bate in discuise they got nuts don't they
 

RubberFrog

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Re: Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

I've got nuts, but I don't consider myself squirrel bait!
 

Elmer Fudge

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Re: Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

Mother nature probably forgot to add a lil bit a chlorine to the gene pool :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Irrefutable evidence against evolution!

I don't know JT, have you ever taken a look at Patrick Ewing? That guy is the missing link between Neanderthal man and homosapiens...
 
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