ehenry
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- Jan 6, 2002
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1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi<br /><br />2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton<br /><br />3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope<br /><br />4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1 bananosecond<br /><br />5. Weight an evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram<br /><br />6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knot furlong<br /><br />7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Serling<br /><br />8. Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon<br /><br />9. 1,000,000 aches?= 1 megahurtz<br /><br />10. Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower<br /><br />11. Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line<br /><br />12. 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake<br /><br />13. 1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone<br /><br />14. 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles<br /><br />15. 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle<br /><br />16. 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds<br /><br />17. 10 cards? = 1 decacards<br /><br />18. 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton<br /><br />19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen<br /><br />20. 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche<br /><br />21. 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin<br /><br />22. 10 rations? = 1 decoration<br /><br />23. 100 rations? = 1 C-ration<br /><br />24. 2 monograms? = 1 diagram<br /><br />25. 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms<br /><br />26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League
