snapperbait
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.<br /><br />Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.<br /><br />Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.<br /><br />Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.<br /><br />Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).<br /><br />Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.<br /><br />France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.<br /><br />Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.<br /><br />George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2040.<br /><br />Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.<br /><br />85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.<br /><br />Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.<br /><br />Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.<br /><br />Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. 
<br /><br />Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.<br /><br />Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.<br /><br />New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2038.<br /><br />Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.<br /><br />IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.<br /><br />Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine
<br /><br />Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.<br /><br />Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.<br /><br />New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2038.<br /><br />Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.<br /><br />IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.<br /><br />Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine
