Perfect day for a BBQ so we did. I being of the cave clan am in charge of buring raw meat in a fire when its called for. I getter going, grab a brew and a lawn chair and "watched" the grill, with the cover on. Wife comes out and asks if I can do "blah blah" and I say "Nope, watching the grill".
She says ok and goes back in the house, I smile to myself and get back to my watching duties. Life is good. A couple minutes later I hear her behind me saying, "I'm taking over the grill, your fired" and I get hit full on with the water hose from behind. She had come out and around from the other door.
I ended up DRENCHED, half on the ground and I finally surrendered. I sort of had to, she now had my chair and the brews. She sat down and said, "I got this, the dishwasher needs to be unloaded and then reloaded" as she sat waving the garden hose in my direction with a smile that was pure evil. I um, I let her think she got the best of me. Yeah, that's how it was. I just let her think it.
And yes, I took care of the dishwasher.
She says ok and goes back in the house, I smile to myself and get back to my watching duties. Life is good. A couple minutes later I hear her behind me saying, "I'm taking over the grill, your fired" and I get hit full on with the water hose from behind. She had come out and around from the other door.
I ended up DRENCHED, half on the ground and I finally surrendered. I sort of had to, she now had my chair and the brews. She sat down and said, "I got this, the dishwasher needs to be unloaded and then reloaded" as she sat waving the garden hose in my direction with a smile that was pure evil. I um, I let her think she got the best of me. Yeah, that's how it was. I just let her think it.
And yes, I took care of the dishwasher.
