SpinnerBait_Nut
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Me and the wife were lying in bed the other night when I noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want." <br /><br />I grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages. <br /><br />The wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" <br /><br />I calmly replied, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right." 
