jtexas
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A couple went on a vaction to a lake,the man liked to fish and the wife enjoyed reading.<br />One morning after the husband came back from fishing to take a nap the woman decided to row out and anchor in the middle of the lake to read her book.<br /><br />A few minutes later a game warden pulled up to her and asked for her fishing license.<br /><br />After telling him she wasn't fishing and didn't have a license, he told her "I am going to have to give you a ticket because you have all the equipment handy."<br /><br />Angered by this she puts her book down and glares at the game warden and says "Fine if you do that then I will have you charged with rape"<br /><br />The game warden can't believe what he just heard and says "How would you do that,I never touched you!"<br /><br />The women tells him "Thats true....but you're here and have the equipment!"
I'll definitely stay the hell away from a fishwife