Idle Humor

Tail_Gunner

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[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little *****.......... Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lb! s. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while...... There better be a reward for this nasty little thing.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica! 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month........ Wife knows everything.!!!!!!!!!!
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JB

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Re: Idle Humor

Good ones. :)
 

Coors

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Re: Idle Humor

Yep, I bought those expensive things for my son, way back; it's all free now
 

Boomyal

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Re: Idle Humor

Yep, I bought those expensive things for my son, way back; it's all free now

It's kind of like having to throw away functional but obsolete computer stuff. It hurts but you have to do it. Absolutely no one wants it. Cleaning out one of the pieces of furniture, to move for the painting, I came across a Zip Drive and a hundred bucks worth of discs. I had to force myself to toss it in the trash.
 

Coors

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Re: Idle Humor

Just put the disks in a baggie, put them in the shop attic, and deal with them after retirement?
 
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