heycods
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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: <br />I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. <br />This one was from Kingman, KS. <br />______________________________________________________ <br /><br /><br />IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: <br />My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. <br />And he was a Kansas City chef! <br />______________________________________________ <br /><br />IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." <br />Happened in Birmingham, Ala. <br />_______________________________________________________ <br /><br />IDIOT SIGHTING<br /><br />The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS <br />___________________________________________________ <br /><br />IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfu! lly, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a brunch at Texas Instruments <br />________________________________________ <br /><br />IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and he couldn't understand why his system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less. <br />____________________________________________________ <br /><br />IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were tol! d the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi! <br />_______________________________________________________ <br /><br />they walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE!
