I want to LMAO

[gaugeguy]

SBN warned me not to get him started on this, but I have to, it's as exciting as a morgue here today.<br /><br />Let's hear your best "yo mama" joke...<br /><br />Yo mama so fat, she left the house wearing high heels and came home wearing flip-flops. <br /><br />aaaaahhhhhh, I'm feeling better already

 

[kenimpzoom]

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Gotta big ole butt like pizza hut..<br />Gotta big behind like frankenstein...<br /><br /> http://www.yomama.com/

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: I want to LMAO

Oh yeah, that's what I need <br /><br />Yo mama so poor, her mat says welfare not welcome

 

[gaugeguy]

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C'mon now, can't you give a brother some love <br /><br />Yo mama so poor, even the republicans want to give her welfare <br /><br />Yo mama so poor, her picture is on food stamps

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Fred: Hey, where were yo last night?<br /><br />Vinnie: I was out with yo mama!

 

[crab bait]

Re: I want to LMAO

one good cut deserves another....

 

[gaugeguy]

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Not bad Kenny... <br /><br />Yo mama so fat, I had to take a taxi to get on her good side <br /><br />Yo mama so poor, I asked to use the bathroom she said second bucket on the left

 

[mellowyellow]

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Yo mama so fat, when her beeper goes off, <br />people think she's backing up...

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: I want to LMAO

Originally posted by crab bait:<br /> one good cut deserves another....

That's the worst one I've ever heard Crabby, cmon you can do better than that <br /><br />Good one MY

 

[mellowyellow]

Re: I want to LMAO

Yo Mama so fat... <br />when she wears a Yellow raincoat, folks yell; TAXI!

 

[mellowyellow]

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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

 

[gaugeguy]

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Go MY, go MY, go MY...<br /><br /><br />THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT

 

[mellowyellow]

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Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out

 

[mellowyellow]

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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in...

 

[rogerwa]

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Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house..

 

[snapperbait]

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Yo mama so smelly the government makes her wear a bio-hazard warning...<br /><br />Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater...<br /><br />Yo mama is so greasy, texaco buys oil from her...

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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Yo Mama so fat:<br />the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity<br /><br />when I tell her to haul a$$, she gotta make two trips.<br /><br />she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...<br /><br />when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'<br /><br />she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy<br /><br />she shows up on radar.

 

[knobby]

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Yo Mama so fat:<br />The rolls on the back of her neck looks like a pack of oscar mayer weiners.

 

[ob]

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Yo mama so stupid,I gave her a penny for her thoughts and got change back.

 

[JB]

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You shoulda listened to SBN, GG.