I tried to kill myself, but I lived

jumpjets

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The Beaufort NC inlet almost got the best of me tonight. My wife would have gone down as well.

It was a blazing hot Saturday afternoon, and I wanted to do something fun once the temperature started to decrease around 6pm. Three days earlier, on the 4th or July, I was able to navigate a very short distance to my boat ramp in the dark in very familiar waters after watching fireworks. This meant that after boating ONCE at night, I was now the subject matter expert of all things related to the night.

In my mind, my boat is a hybrid mix between the CVN-69, the USS Missouri, and the BAT SKI BOAT from "Batman Returns". In reality it's a 22 year old Wellcraft 22ft cuddy. I saddled up and towed it 60 miles south to Beaufort NC. Once the boat was in the water, the current was pushing it away from the dock so strongly, that my wife could barely hold on. I jumped in and turned the key to start the engine, but nothing happened. The ignition key switch has been slowly failing. I dorked with the switch for about 5 minutes, and finally got it started. My wife hesitantly climbed in, and I blasted out of Beaufort, through the seaport, and to the Beaufort sound, the gateway to the Atlantic ocean. OBTW, I've only been out to the Atlantic one time, and it was a beautiful sunny calm day.

I got the sound as the sun was right above the horizon. It was windy as hell, and the sea was very rough. This is one of the busiest boating areas in the US, and I was the only boat on the horizon. I hadn't checked the weather, surf report, or anything prior to launching.

I was having a great time blasting over the 5-6ft swells, catching air, and pitching 30* nose up and nose down. All of a sudden, I grind to a halt from 25knots to zero in about 20 feet, and my engine cuts off. There was a trail of brown in my wake.

Freak-out time has commenced. All the strong current must have really shifted the sandbars around, because I was out in open water, but I was high-centered on a sandbar that was only 2 feet below the surface. My prop was useless. If I trimmed down at all, I would just kick up mud. The giant swells began to crash over the stern of the boat, and it was getting pretty wet. I jumped off the back of the boat, dug my feet into the sand, and did linebacker drills on the boat until it was floating again. It almost got away from me, but I was able to climb back in.

I spent the next hour with the outdrive trimmed halfway up to the trailer position, at idle power, traveling about .5 knots in 3ft deep water with 3ft swells and whitecaps everywhere. The sun was below the horizon. I could barely see anything, and the swells were occasionally crashing into the boat still. I pointed toward the flashing green and red lights on the horizon, hoping that they were the shipping channel.

Once I made it into the shipping channel, it was fully dark. I limped back through the seaport, and back to my ramp barely on plane. My wife was dead silent and white-knuckling the railings of the boat. She was in full freak-out mode. She was dead silent except to tell me that she was ready to load the boat up and head home. She had been good about pointing out whitecaps, and reminding me that sandbars seem to hide beneath whitecaps. I had remained totally calm throughout the entire event. She has enough anxiety for the both of us.

Things I learned today:
-Check the weather and surf reports. (I'm a $*&%ing career jet pilot for Christ's sake, I know better. We live by the weather)
-When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Don't take your boat where there are no Romans.....or experienced ocean boaters. -I'm a city slicker halfway through my second season of boat ownership. I'm not a trailblazer. I have plenty of fun in the rivers I normally boat in. No need to get too adventurous.
-My boat is not the USS Missouri. It's not invincible.
-You can drown in 3ft deep water. It just takes longer, and your obituary is more embarrassing.
-Night makes everything 100 times harder. (Again, pilots know better)
-Never work alone. That cute girl who knows nothing about boating or manly stuff was able to keep me from getting into even more trouble with her keen eyes. When she felt threatened, she very quickly learned how to read the sea.
-Float plan. It would have been Monday afternoon before anyone realized I was missing.

I hope you enjoyed my story.
 

royal0014

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

Wow :eek:

Yep, hind-sight is 20/20! Glad you got back ok. Hope 'ya learned a little (LOT).........



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Home Cookin'

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

good judgment comes from experience. experience comes from bad judgment.


Your story is a checklist of what not to do (I can say that b/c you know it and told it that way).

In tidal water boating and white-water canoeing, learning to read the water is crucial. Most of the learning comes from bumping bottom. The key is to bump gently.

Knowing what you don't know is the most important, and hardest. Take "reading the water." I am highly experienced in coastal waters. I would be a statistic on the lakes I read about here, so if I go on one of y'all's lakes, I'm going as a passenger.

Water over the stern after grounding is a common way people lose their boats (and worse) around here; often it's a small boat, choppy water and falling tide on a mud flat.

Ocean inlets are highly technical areas and no place to explore or play in. In my youth I have gone wave jumping in them (once in a 14' wooden boat with a 9.9). I was lucky. In the inlets where I spend my free time, over the past 45 years, we have seen many a hapless boater go down, from 15' to 45'.

Another mistake is going out "on the edge" as hunters say. Before sunset, an outgoing tide, a Sunday afternoon*, such things mean that if there is a mishap, your conditions are going to get worse and get you in more trouble.

Here's one you missed. You have problems with your ignition, but you went anyway without back-up for total failure. What if that same problem that God warned you about at the ramp, occurred when you were on the bar? (I had a boat that was hard to start. Against my judgment a friend who was a self-proclaimed expert drove it from the beach on an ocean inlet no less; the motor quit, he didn't know what to do; I'm scrambling a rescue boat, my gene pool is getting swept out to sea. My 10 year old daughter knew what to do and saved the day)

*because there will be fewer boaters out to help you
 

Thajeffski

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

Didn't I tell you to stick with Camaro's ? ;)
 

CoffeeHound

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

I read as much as i can on boating, nutty not to-do's, because i remember them best --and first hand reports are always the best !!
If in doubt --don't do it ! --- until you have knowledge to cope with the situation !!
Nothing in the world like " OJT when under fire " !!
 

rivermouse

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By the time I had read most of your story I would have sworn you had drowned.....shezamm
 

Davem3

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

i have killed many a fishing trip due to the forecast.............
 

Scott Danforth

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

glad your still here.

fix that ignition.
 

marcoalza

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

Great story and great reminder to us "Expert Novices" who know it all.
You and I have been boating the same length of time and one thing I've learnt is that the sea scares the crap out of me and I don't take anything for granted.

Maybe, just maybe I recently started thinking...."Yeah I'm pretty good at this boating lark"
Your story has reminded me that I'm probably not.;)

Glad you and Cuty are safe.
 

depty933

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

-You can drown in 3ft deep water. It just takes longer, and your obituary is more embarrassing.

Classic
 

V153

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

good judgment comes from experience. experience comes from bad judgment
Ain't that the truth.

Just when you think the 'situation is normal'. It can turn into a snafu. I hit a channel marker at night last March in a bay I've been through hundreds of times. Totalled the boat'n damn near killed myself. Fractured left collar bone, multiple lacerations to the side of my face'n head. Tore the meat offa my left arm from wrist to elbow, etc. Not a good night.

'Course I was thinkin', "So what if it's a dark moonless night, you been through here a million times, ain't no thang." Wham! In defense of my stupidity I was barely on plane, maybe 25mph, and looking for #9. Knew it was right around there somewhere ...?

Thankfully the adrenaline and big bilge pump got us back to the ramp before she sank. But she was well on her way, fuel tanks floating around behind my seat, battery almost under water, etc.

Oh well the morals to all of these stories are self evident. Man sometimes gets a lil overconfident and thinks he can defy Mother Nature, and/or the laws of physics, etc.

I've seen the commercial: "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature."
 

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I Fish

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

I don't know if I've got the kahuna's to tell that story in public, glad you did though. Remember, if you fail to prepare, you should prepare to fail.
 

jumpjets

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

I don't know if I've got the kahuna's to tell that story in public, glad you did though. Remember, if you fail to prepare, you should prepare to fail.

If I don't embarrass myself, I'll end up doing it again in the future.
 

canoemang

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Bravo my man!!

That made me laugh out loud.. not in a stupid "lol" but a great belly laugh.

thank you for sharing and glad your ok!!!
 

LippCJ7

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You and your other half survived, and that is most important, great writing I loved it, reminds me of my own brain dead ideas sometimes but somehow I survived and didn't get anyone else hurt.

Very happy you survived to fight another day, Thank you for your service, please don't do this on your day job, its a little bit more expensive...LOL
 

Home Cookin'

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what spoke to me abuot your story is that I have done the same, or something similar, to each of your mistakes. From that and "the Lord looks out for fools and drunkards" I am here to enjoy your story and opine about it. I learned from mine, you learned from yours, hopefully others will to, not so much that they won't try something adventurous, but that they will know not to go too far, and what to do when they get there.

But the difference is; I didn't do all that in one trip!
 

Vankaye

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Re: I tried to kill myself, but I lived

We pilots have this thing we have to deal with. We fly complicated aircraft that make us believe everything else operate is like riding a tricycle. I have learned similar lessons in my boat, truck, motorcycle and as a pedestrian. I actually told my niece it was ok for me to text and drive because I'm a pilot. The next day I had to confront her and admit I was full of myself.

Glad you and your wife made it back safely.
 

rivermouse

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I try to focus on the same level when boating as I do when chainsawin and gun shootin.
 
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