I don't understand these women

carrotsnapper

Petty Officer 1st Class
Joined
Nov 17, 2004
Messages
243
I was at the grocery store today to buy me a steak for lunch. I had a steak and drink to pay for and was in line behind a pretty young thing. This gal had about 15 items in her cart. The checkout was of the style that allowed you to push your cart right up to the checker. She could pull things out and ring them up. The gal in front of me had her own way. She pushed the cart past the entrance and one by one handed the items over the counter to the checker. Now, I wasn't in a rush and she was pretty cute so I just watched the show. It took about twice as long. I just don't get the rational, why didn't she just let the clerk do the normal thing. Sometimes I just don't get these women. What are they thinking. I see it all the time. :confused: :confused: :confused:
 

ob

Admiral
Joined
Aug 16, 2002
Messages
6,992
Re: I don't understand these women

She probably got nervous when she saw you drooling on the floor beside her. :D <br /><br />or she purposely took longer to afford you a longer look because she liked you too.<br /><br /><br />or ..............was she a blonde? :D
 

roscoe

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Oct 30, 2002
Messages
21,711
Re: I don't understand these women

Thinking?<br /><br />Maybe she was trying to kill you with ... kindness.
 

jimalsk

Petty Officer 2nd Class
Joined
Jun 19, 2004
Messages
188
Re: I don't understand these women

Question: Was she a blond?
 

Barlow

Lieutenant Commander
Joined
Mar 11, 2003
Messages
1,794
Re: I don't understand these women

Topic: I don't understand these women
"THESE WOMEN" .... If you understand ANY women ... you let me know ok!<br /><br /> :D :p
 

RetNav

Senior Chief Petty Officer
Joined
Aug 14, 2003
Messages
758
Re: I don't understand these women

Barlow, you are right on. The longer I live the more I just accept their actions... :D
 

kenimpzoom

Rear Admiral
Joined
Jul 13, 2002
Messages
4,807
Re: I don't understand these women

I enjoy it when a pretty girl takes her time in front of me. Usually they run away in fear. :D <br /><br />"Understand women".........I dont understand this statement.<br /><br />Ken
 

Bassy

Lieutenant Commander
Joined
Aug 15, 2003
Messages
1,795
Re: I don't understand these women

I know why, but I'll never tell. Heck, that would spoil all the fun. I like to see that dumfuzzled look on you guy's face. It makes my day. ;) <br />Bassy
 

LadyFish

Admiral
Joined
Mar 18, 2003
Messages
6,894
Re: I don't understand these women

If the checker is older I always pick up the heavy stuff, hand it to her and wait for her to hand it back to me to place it in the cart. Those poor people lift and lug heavy stuff like cases of beer, bottled water, laundry detergent and the like all day long. Its just a common courtesy. <br /><br />As far as handing over every item maybe she thought you were cute and enjoyed you watching her. :)
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

Honorary Moderator Emeritus
Joined
Aug 25, 2002
Messages
17,651
Re: I don't understand these women

Originally posted by LadyFish:<br /> If the checker is older I always pick up the heavy stuff, hand it to her and wait for her to hand it back to me to place it in the cart. Those poor people lift and lug heavy stuff like cases of beer, bottled water, laundry detergent and the like all day long. Its just a common courtesy. <br /><br />As far as handing over every item maybe she thought you were cute and enjoyed you watching her. :)
But when you are your age ;) , you can do that, but us old people have to wait on the checker.
 

KaGee

Admiral
Joined
Aug 14, 2004
Messages
7,069
Re: I don't understand these women

It was the druel..... definetly the druel. :D
 

cbnoodles

Chief Petty Officer
Joined
Sep 9, 2004
Messages
564
Re: I don't understand these women

Remember that old beer commercial "Why ask why?" You DO NOT NEED to understand; it is sufficient to stand and stare unashamedly. Either she will be offended and move on more quickly or she'll take it as a compliment and oblige you with more ogling opportunity. ;)
 

JasonJ

Rear Admiral
Joined
Aug 20, 2001
Messages
4,163
Re: I don't understand these women

Could be a sanitary issue. They may feel that there are kooties on the surface, and by handing the item to the checker, letting it be scanned, and then placed in the bag, the item has minimal or no contact. It would not be a sound theory though because that item was handled by several people before she picked it up, and the surfaces at the checkout are cleaned all the time by the checker.<br /><br />Maybe they have control issues, they want to dictate the exact sequence of events, like how the items are placed in the bag. <br /><br />Maybe it is a senseless irrational act or a deliberate action designed specifically to drive men nuts.
 

gaugeguy

Captain
Joined
Jun 4, 2003
Messages
3,564
Re: I don't understand these women

Did she "accidently" drop anything that she had to bend over to pick up?
 

Elmer Fudge

Lieutenant Commander
Joined
Aug 25, 2003
Messages
1,881
Re: I don't understand these women

If we understood women,then we would'nt be men,would we? :D
 

carrotsnapper

Petty Officer 1st Class
Joined
Nov 17, 2004
Messages
243
Re: I don't understand these women

As far as handing over every item maybe she thought you were cute and enjoyed you watching her. :) [/QB]
Not likely. I'm just a dirty old man. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

Stratosfied

Ensign
Joined
Mar 14, 2003
Messages
915
Re: I don't understand these women

Yankee women. ;) God how I love GRITS, Girls Raised In the South!
 
Top