A new twist on an old favorite...<br /><br />Conversation between the President and Secretary of State...<br /><br />George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? <br /><br />Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. <br /><br />George: Great. Lay it on me. <br /><br />Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. <br /><br />George: That's what I want to know. <br /><br />Condi: That's what I'm telling you. <br /><br />George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? <br /><br />Condi: Yes. <br /><br />George: I mean the fellow's name. <br /><br />Condi: Hu. <br /><br />George: The guy in China. <br /><br />Condi: Hu. <br /><br />George: The new leader of China. <br /><br />Condi: Hu. <br /><br />George: The Chinaman! <br /><br />Condi: Hu is leading China. <br /><br />George: Now whaddya' asking me for? <br /><br />Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. <br /><br />George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? <br /><br />Condi: That's the man's name. <br /><br />George: That's who's name? <br /><br />Condi: Yes. <br /><br />George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? <br /><br />Condi: Yes, sir. <br /><br />George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead. <br /><br />Condi: That's correct. <br /><br />George: Then who is in China? <br /><br />Condi: Yes, sir. <br /><br />George: Yassir is in China? <br /><br />Condi: No, sir. <br /><br />George: Then who is? <br /><br />Condi: Yes, sir. <br /><br />George: Yassir? <br /><br />Condi: No, sir. <br /><br />George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. <br /><br />Condi: Kofi? <br /><br />George: No, thanks. <br /><br />Condi: You want Kofi? <br /><br />George: No. <br /><br />Condi: You don't want Kofi. <br /><br />George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. <br /><br />Condi: Yes, sir. <br /><br />George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. <br /><br />Condi: Kofi? <br /><br />George: Milk! Will you please make the call? <br /><br />Condi: And call who? <br /><br />George: Who is the guy at the U.N? <br /><br />Condi: Hu is the guy in China. <br /><br />George: Will you stay out of China?! <br /><br />Condi: Yes, sir. <br /><br />George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. <br /><br />Condi: Kofi. <br /><br />George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
