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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and<br />>looks up and says to the monkey,<br />><br />>"Hey! What are you doing?"<br />><br />><br />><br />>The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."<br />><br />><br />><br />>So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few<br />>puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get<br />>a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over<br />>and falls into the river.<br />><br />><br />><br />>A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the<br />>side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"<br />><br />><br />><br />>The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint<br />>with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river<br />>while taking a drink.<br />><br />><br />><br />>The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,<br />>finds<br />>the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.<br />><br />><br />><br />>The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!"<br />><br />><br />><br />>The Monkey looks down and says....<br /><br /><br />Duuuuuuude.....how much water did you drink?!!"<br /><br /><br />The moral of the story. That's why they call it DOPE!
