LubeDude
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- Oct 8, 2003
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How to start each day with a positive outlook:<br /><br />1. Open a new file in your PC.<br /><br /> <br />2. Name it "John Kerry."<br /><br /> <br />3. Send it to the trash bin.<br /><br /> <br />4. Empty the trash.<br /><br /> <br />5. Your PC will ask you,<br /> "Are you sure you want to delete John Kerry permanently?"<br /><br /> <br />6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.<br /><br /> <br />7. Feel better? I sure did... I think I will do it again... Love<br /> that feeling...
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