How to make Gaugeguy and Marines laugh

Bob_VT

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Dear Ma and Pa,<br /><br />I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to<br />join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late.<br /><br />Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to<br />split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.<br /><br />Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc. but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.<br /><br />We go on "route marches", which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.<br /><br />The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors<br />and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.<br /><br />This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a<br />chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Leggett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.<br /><br />Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they<br />break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Doug Bingham from<br />over in Tennessee. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds<br />dry.<br /><br />Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Your loving daughter,<br />Gail <br /> <br /> :D :D
 

Elmer Fudge

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Re: How to make Gaugeguy and Marines laugh

I'm not that Elmer, don't know Walt but i sure as hell do like Gail :D :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: How to make Gaugeguy and Marines laugh

Pretty close to the truth Bob, you can't be too bright if you are trained to run into a wall of hot lead whizzing at you. :D :D That being said, some of the best people I have ever met were in the Corps.
 

dolluper

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Re: How to make Gaugeguy and Marines laugh

:D :D :cool: Sign up quick there ELMER :D
 

Limited-Time

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Re: How to make Gaugeguy and Marines laugh

Some of the nicest people too, got a couple a current Marines coming in for a return engagement over the Fourth. They were here for Memorial Day; we had a ball.....course keep'n up with those young guns like ta kill me.....oh to be 20 something again.
 

Stratosfied

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Re: How to make Gaugeguy and Marines laugh

Although I was never PRIVELEDGED enough to serve with the Marines, One, two, three, four, I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS!!! And all our Brave Soldiers everywhere!
 
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