heycods
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A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. <br />Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border. <br /> <br />"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. <br /> "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. <br /> <br />"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent. <br /> <br />"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other." <br /> <br />"This I got to see," replies the agent. <br /> <br />With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. <br /> <br />"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston." <br /> <br />"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston I didn't tell you?" <br /> <br />The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Ted Kennedy in the middle."
