"How To Ask A Man To Do Something"

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

"How To Ask A Man To Do Something"<br /> <br />Always remember these important rules when asking<br />a man to do something:<br /> <br />1. Make sure the man is conscious.<br /> <br />2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird<br />cage with the sports section.<br /> <br />3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours,<br />max.<br /> <br />4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him<br />something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.<br /> <br />5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his<br />remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and<br />microwave again for another 35 minutes.<br /> <br />6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or<br />"do as I say and no one will get hurt."

 

[LadyFish]

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7. Make sure he's not in the "selective hearing" mode. <br /><br />8. Promise him anything.

 

[LadyFish]

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9. Call him by his pet name, smile and give him a kiss.

<br /><br />10. Punish him by hiding the boat key for a week.

 

[wilkin250r]

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11. Be clear on the instructions. Don't say "Let's do ______" when you really mean "I want you to do _________".

 

[Stratosfied]

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Amen wilkin250r!

 

[miloman]

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12. Oh honey its either you finish that work here or Ill have my mother come over and stay a week and do it for us

 

[RICKRICK1]

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"do as I say and no one will get hurt."<br /><br />

Works for me. <br /> Herself says " Do this one little thing then you can go fishing"