SpinnerBait_Nut
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"How To Ask A Man To Do Something"<br /> <br />Always remember these important rules when asking<br />a man to do something:<br /> <br />1. Make sure the man is conscious.<br /> <br />2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird<br />cage with the sports section.<br /> <br />3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours,<br />max.<br /> <br />4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him<br />something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.<br /> <br />5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his<br />remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and<br />microwave again for another 35 minutes.<br /> <br />6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or<br />"do as I say and no one will get hurt."