Re: How much wood...
I think that we are being too judgmental. Instead of asking how much the woodchuck could do, we need to first have the woodchuck do it so we can adjust our expectations accordingly.<br /><br />Besides, I firmly believe that this work is beneath a woodchuck and to believe or expect a wodchuck to do this would be discriminative and oppressive to the woodchuck. If a woodchuck wanted to chuck wood, who are we to ask how much wood he could chuck? <br /><br />Although we should not naturaly assume that because of the woodchucks ethnical background, said woodchuck would want to chuck wood, the woodchuck is missing the opposable thumb. This therefore would qualify the woodchuck for government benefits due to the woodchuck being unable to do the work that he wants to do. <br /><br />I propose a plan of action to study the woodchuck and their chucking abilities. This study will take approximately 7 years at a cost of 2.9 Billion dollars a year. The government needs to fund this all important research to improve the lives of woodchucks everywhere.
